(Or, “Bostonography goes back to kindergarten.”)
This town is no stranger to turkeys. Above is a rude, slow pedestrian near Harvard Square, for example.
Wait, maybe Harvard Square is a turkey! We tried our hand at mapping this thought:
Actually, the whole region is a turkey. And look, its head is right where the original Thanksgiving was! As they say on a different North Shore, shaka brah:
Step back and we can see that the whole of Massachusetts, in fact, is a turkey:
The Boston wharves turkey sports proudly struts around in Boston Common underpants and, naturally, needs corrective lenses to see Spectacle Island:
And what do you see when you look at the Back Bay skyline? Why, a turkey of course:
Where do everyone’s favorite turkeys play baseball? In America’s Most Beloved Turkey:
Please, show us maps (in turkey form) of your favorite places!
We’re looking at you, Mr. Sullivan!
Happy Thanksgiving, folks.